Edgar Thornton, Foreign Correspondent
Who am I and why am I here?... No one knows...This is my first and last year on staff. I'm a reporter who writes stories sometimes about politics, sometimes about news, and sometimes about long walks on the beach. The rest of the time I spend on beach sipping tea and arguing about politics. I regrettably learned after an unfortunate accident that "If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving." I had to flee the United States after I made an-accidental-threat to Jacob Potash's life. I'm now hiding in a shack deep in the jungle of Liberia-don't tell Jacob. My ultimate dream in life is to one day be as famous as Will Barker. #turnup
