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The Little Hawk

The student news site of Iowa City High School

The Little Hawk

The student news site of Iowa City High School

The Little Hawk

William Irvine

William Irvine, Reporter

Hello. My name is william. I am 16. I like long walks on the beach and hanging out with friends. Nothiong makes me happier than a good book. Not only do I love reading, but I love a good game of football. I am the quarterback and  captain of the football team. I practically am drowning in touch downs. I got 42 points in the last game I played. I threw the ball to myself, caught it, and ran the rest of the yards right into the endzone. I have passed being a mere football player. I have become a football god. Not only that but because of my success in football I am now drowning in women. So many women all of the time. I can't be tamed or controlled, its possible that I am the most powerful person in the entire universe. I dont have time for apostrophes. I am a god here at city high, and all of you peasants should bow down and kiss my feet in submission. I am Tetsuo. I am william. I am god. Call me 319 594 0470.

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