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Aries: Don't go to Fin and Feather over spring break. This may...
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Aries: When's the last time you checked for monsters under your...
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Aries: You're going to regret that last-minute schedule change.
Taurus:...
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Aries: Last week's full moon has you feeling super stressed and...
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Aries: To put it bluntly, your dreams are dead and climate change...
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Aries: If you were a mode of transportation you'd be a red tricycle...
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Aries (March 21 - April 19): You may find that your usually energetic...
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Aries: It's usually not every day you find a shrunken head in...
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Aries: While those wild vacations may have been worth the adventure,...
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Aries: People admire you for your ability to win any debate,...
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Aries: The last movie you saw will metaphorically turn into your...
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Aries: There might be something strange floating in your coffee...
