The Little Hawk

Cody Owen

Cody Owen, Opinion Editor

This isn't my first time here. AS per usual, I've been chopping down trees. But I've been doing something different for this fight. So far, I've wrassled with an alligator; I've tussled with a whale. Handcuffed lighting, thrown thunder in jail. Strong, man. Why, just last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; man I'm so bad I make medecine sick! Fast! Why, last night I turned off the light switch in my bedroom and I was under the covers before the room got dark.

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