Aries- Try a different lifestyle. Cults are definitely the way to go.
Taurus- Antidisestablishmentarianism really isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Gemini- First trimester is finally over! Celebrate by streaking across the state.
Cancer- Harry Potter = Daniel Radcliffe?
Leo- Try making a “Sisterhood of Traveling Pants”-type group and share your gym shorts.
Virgo- Hello, James. I can see you. (If your name isn’t James, please disregard this. But if it is, you were probably freaked out.)
Libra- No shave November is half way through. To all those with new-found facial hair; congratulations! The rest of you are probably women.
Scorpio- Go up and hug the next person you are slightly attracted to. Trust us.Sagittarius- Some random person will come up and hug you soon… Be prepared.
Capricorn- Afraid of the world’s end in 2012? Just don’t change your calendar and you’ll get a pleasant earthquake surprise.
Aquarius- This Thanksgiving, try a new family tradition. Try eating a vegan turkey. Not a fake turkey, but a turkey that practiced veganism. They’re better.
Pisces- I hear Chuck Norris is in town. Run.
