Cancer- www.HowToFindLove.com/ImLonely
Leo- Just do it. Whatever it is, just go for it.
Virgo- Don’t do it. You will mess up and look like a fool.
Libra- Contrary to popular belief, diet soda does not cause cancer. It causes syphilis.
Scorpio- You didn’t make chamber choir. You didn’t audition? You still didn’t make it.
Sagittarius- If your Saint Patrick’s day candy isn’t green, do not eat it. Those Irishmen are sneaky…
Capricorn- You are incredibly honest. You may think this is good, but you literally cannot lie. Good luck.
Aquarius- If you can’t play “Eye of the Tiger” on Rock Band 2, your iron levels are low. You’re
welcome.
Pisces– You will meet a mysterious man with red and blue hair. If you look into his eyes long enough he will hypnotise you. Avoid this at any cost.
