Lucy Wagner, Reporter
On a scale from Mr. Darcy to Orlando Bloom, I am a spitting image of Mr. Bloom as Will Turner in Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, and 3. Particularly the first one. Some other interests of mine include Icelandic poetry and post-colonial German literature. I’m quite athletic. My passions lie within the realms of tennis, snow-shoeing, and recreational racquet ball. Cristiano Ronaldo is my man candy everyday.  My mentor? Jack Donaghy. I have a pet wombat, Barnabas, that I share with Innes Hicsasmaz. Once I fought Dwight Schrute. Fact, I won.
