Theo Prineas, Copy & A&E Editor
Theo likes to situate himself in informational superhighways such as libraries and newspapers, y'know, just for the aesthetic. He also chatters about books a lot. When he grows up he wants to either play the kazoo on Broadway or be a nerdy librarian. Because the second goal has already been attained he is now angling for the kazoo thing. It is a pipe dream, but at least it's a mouthpipe dream.